Fortune Cookie is a health item that heals 30 points of health to an agent. Not only that, but a random fortune will also appear on screen for a bit.
Fortune Messages[]
- "Remember the fate of the early Worm (be lazy and late, you'll live longer AND get free cheese)"
- "Plan for many pleasures ahead (booze, pornography, and a loaded .45)"
- "See the light at the end of the tunnel (That's a train)"
- "Life is too short to waste time hating anyone (that's why I want to live forever)"
- "Your problem just became your stepping stone (SHIT IT'S A LANDMIN-)"
- "Fortune Cookies are actually a Japanese invention"
- "The cure for grief is motion (Come on baby, do the locomotion)"
- "Stick with your wife"
- "If life gives you lemons, make lemonade (Unless it gives you turnips)"
- "Movies have pause buttons, friends to not (so just un-friend them)"
- "Your failures will lead you to your success (you're King shit of fuck mountain)"
- "You will find Happiness with a new love"
- "All the water in the world can't sink a ship unless it gets inside (We call them 'submarines')"
- "Your dream will come true when you least expect it (Pray you're not out in public when it does)"
- "Everything will now come your way (HIT THE DECK)"
- "You create your own stage... the audience is waiting (Might wanna get comfortable folks, I suck at DIY)"
- "Next full moon brings an enchanting evening (The Werewolf gala fund-raiser; buy tickets now)"
- "Something you lost will soon turn up (hope it was friendly!)"
- "Impossible is a word found only in the lexicon of fools (and also the Oxford Dictionary)"
- "Everything happens for a reason (because Fuck You, that's why)"
- "You are thinking about doing something. Do it (unzip it and dip it)"
- "It is better to be the hammer then the nail (They made more than one song you know)"
- "Believing is doing (so jump that gorge! you can make it!)"
- "The greatest risk is not taking one (Sometimes a cliff is a cliff though)"
- "An unexpected relationship will become permanent (That wart ain't going away)"
- "Demonstrate refinement in everything you do (especially when using the toilet)"
- "Face facts with dignity (Unless they're inconvenient, then throw a tantrum)"
- "Perhaps you've been focusing too much on spending (Better spend more, just to be sure)"
- "Live every day like it's your last (let's face it, it probably is)"
- "Someday everything will all make perfect sense (life is meaningless, existence is futility)"
- "Walk without rhythm, and you won't attract the worm"
- "Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars. (In space, no-one can hear you scream)"
- "Love is Free (and so is the clap)"
- "WAKE UP RIGHT NOW" (This one is only seen in ???)
