Toilets R Us is an optional story mission of the Episode 5 starring Highwire.
Mission Summary[]
Abyssal creatures and undead cycloids have been spotted around this condemned building. Highwire must explore this location and find out where they're coming from, and be quick about it - there's a massive F5 tornado within spitting distance.
Gameplay[]
Toilets R Us[]
Head inside the building. Go the museum on the right. Around the display of the giant toilet, there's a crack in the wall and some barrels. Go down and lockpick the door. Find a left on the left and go up leading to an auditorium. There's a blue keycard next to a dead woman on a stage. Back track to the lobby, dispose of some Octabrains and use the keycard to open the door on the second floor on the left side. Fight you way through the larger back of building. There you'll find some Cyberaliens, a Cyber Enforcer and a nearby door that is slowly moving up and down. This will eventually lead to a semi-open area with a view of a tornado and a VERY deep hole. Jump down the hole.
Under the Porcelain[]
At the bottom you'll lose all your weapons and will be forced to rely on Tripbombs and your fists. Use it on a door with a crack on it. Go up the ladder. Hit the switch and go through the bulkhead that's directly in front of the window. Eventually you'll find a crack on a white cave wall. Move around through some dark caves and you'll eventually find an area with zombie liz troopers and Flesh Wizards and a switch to open a nearby door. Leap down but be prepared to face a Cyber Enforcer and some other enemies. There's a half-opened door which will lead you closer to the fire. Climb up 2 ladders to find 2 different switches. One door with lead to an elevator to back track, another door to a new cavern where you'll need to climb up. This will lead to a crawl space space filled with spiders and broken toilets. This will eventually lead to a giant sinister-looking toilet, guarded by Resurgeres. Around here, you will finally find weapons again. When you're ready, take a dump - I mean dive.
Head to the red toilet but be prepared to be ambushed and surrounded by several Hadespheres. Afterwards, head to the red wall. Climb up the toilet graveyard. Eventually you'll find yourself in a labyrinth of bathrooms. Use your map to avoid getting lost and find the glowing stall. It's around the bathrooms with a red crack on the wall. Here, you will see a very tragic flashback. Go down the toilet and descend into more madness. Dive underwater and follow the sewer pipes.
Proceed through another hellish landscape and you'll end up in a Cycloids' ship. One of the cells with a forcefield has a blue key inside. Use it to create a bridge. Careful not to fall. At the beam of light, there's a path in the corner leading to a deeper descent of broken desolated abandoned toilets. This eventually leads to an arena where Highwire must fight the boss and atone for his sins
...and blaming the cat.
Secrets[]
There are a total of 13 secrets in this mission.
Toilets R Us[]
- Before entering the museum, go left, and enter the gift shop. Interact with the darken shelves to the right to find Vodka, and a brimstone.
- On the Stage there's a hole in the wall. Have a Lizard Trooper 'Help you' get in there to find a First-aid kit.
- In the locker room, go left, and enter the vent. There's a fan in the ceiling. Shoot it, and jump up to get Super armour, and some health.
- From Secret 3, go down the vent to outside. There's scaffolding with toilets. Go on it, and follow the wall to find a First-aid kit.
- In the area with the Toilet boxes, just before the crusher, there's a big hole in the wall. Go through it to find a gold amulet.
- In the room where you take a leap of faith, check the little crevice outside. There's a small cliff you can climb up to. Enter the vent to get some health items and a First-aid kit.
Under the Porcelain[]
- After the ladder, behind the switch through the window there's a hole in the wall. Jump into it to get some gold, health, an gold amulet, and ammo for slot 2.
- In the same room with the switch, go through the door, then jump the gap. Jump into the hole to get Vodka, Body-armour, and some cash.
- Where the Giant toilet is, climb up the crane, then walk along it. Then jump on the top of the Giant toilet, and enter the tunnel to find a toilet with a portal above it.
- From Secret 3, enter the toilet to enter a huge room full of beers. On the table in the middle of the room you'll find the Highwire Smartsuit Chibi.
- Where the Giant Toilet is, turn left to find a elevator shaft. Going down it however will result in insta-death. The safe way down is to use the Tripbombs. Placing Tripbombs on the wall will slow your fall down for a bit. At the bottom you'll find the Hellnailer.
- Same place as Secret 5
- In the marble stairs, there a hole to the right, climb up to it, and destroy the many gratings. Then you'll enter the toilet chess room with a Megasphere in the middle.
Other Items of interest[]
Highwire Chibi
In the cave with the giant toilet, climb up the crane. Walk along the crane boom, then jump onto the top of the toilet, and enter the cave. Inside is a toilet teleporter that will take you to a room full of beer bottles. In the middle of this room is the SMART Suit Highwire Chibi on a table.
Trivia[]
- Sebabdukeboss20 was jokingly insistent many times of having a poop monster as the boss.